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Top 12 Party-Goer Quotes From The Simpsons

01 Aug 2016

When the going gets tough, you know you can count on 'The Simpsons' for self-motivation. Here are 12 gold life quotes for every partygoer to remember, because when it comes to life, there's always something to celebrate!

1."AND THIS IS THE SNACK HOLDER WHERE I CAN PUT MY BEVERAGE OR, IF YOU WILL, CUPCAKE."

Priorities.

2."YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD."

Word to the wise.

3."HELLO? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP I'M WEARING A TOWEL."

It's a tough gig.

4.'FOR ONCE MAYBE SOMEONE WILL CALL ME "SIR" WITHOUT ADDING, "YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE."'

Life goals.

5. - "ARE YOU HYPERVENTILATING?" - "NO. I JUST LIKE TO SMELL MY LUNCH."

Lisa, we feel you.

6."AHH! SWEET LIQUOR EASES THE PAIN."

Well, it was made that way.

7. - "BUT MORLOCKS ARE FROM THE FUTURE." - "YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?"

Just your average pub talk?

8."WELL, WHENEVER YOU NOTICE SOMETHING LIKE THAT, A WIZARD DID IT."

How to explain the unexplainable after a big night.

9. - "I'M GOING TO GET INTO SHAPE." - "WHATEVER YOU SAY, SWEETIE".

Ah, we've all been there - every New Years' resolution.

10."SON, WHEN YOU PARTICIPATE IN SPORTING EVENTS, IT'S NOT ABOUT WINNING OR LOSING, IT'S HOW DRUNK YOU GET."

Homer Simpson teaches his son Bart what it really means to have team spirit.

11."GO OUT ON A TUESDAY? WHO AM I, CHARLIE SHEEN?"

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Marge Simpson knows how to live on the edge.

12."HOMER NO FUNCTION BEER WELL WITHOUT."

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We understand what mean you.

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Arriba!


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